Monday, April 13, 2009

Stupid Women Driver @ MRR2

i have this excellent story about a black viva driver name Nor Fazilah bt Ahmad Junid (i/c num - 810910-08-5694)..usually i dun really agree when people used to say women driver = stupid as i'm a women (not a bitch). so most of the time i wud ignore it..but not yesterday!! yesterday turn out to b the turning point as i also wud say from now on "women driver does sucks!!" not all but most of them really does..sigh~~

anyway the story started like this..me n my dear fren when for a lil shopping at nilai3.on our way back we were laughing n talk bout stuff..as we'r getting closer to the taman melati exit, my fren give signal to the left then i noticed a black viva car also wanted to take the taman melati exit, tat car almost hit us as the driver didnt notice us..stupid isnt it? u wanna take left u give signal n check ur side mirror lar shayang..da!! so my dear fren just giv this stupid black viva a honk..
if u familiar with the MRR2 taman melati exit u'll know this..there's a triffic light before u can take right turn, like the normal flyover lar..so my fren take the left lane & we'r so unfortunate as we didnt notice the black stupid viva is on our right.as the traffic light turn green my dear fren glide her car slowly to the right then suddently.."bumm!!" guess wat? tat fucking stupid drive hit us!! my first impression.."damn! she's fucking crazy"..so my fren stop the car n i quickly go out to check the car as my dear fren walk to this fucking crazy women car. u know wat is the 1st thing i noticed as i when out of the car? this fucking stupid bitch is talking to her phone without any handfree..wtf!

luckly there's just a small "kemek" on the my dear fren car, but the biggest mistake this bitch did is what she said to my dear fren..below is the real conversation as i heard it from my car:

my dear fren : hoi..reti bawak kete ke x ko neh?
x kan ko x nmpk sy jalan?
bitch : ape pulak puan yg da salah jalan.. <---da salah x nak ngaku tuh! my dear fren : eh ko neh..ko tgk tu semua org ke kanan mane ade org terus??!!
bitch : ala..puan tgk ler arrow jalan puan tu ke mane..terus kn??
(sambil berjalan tgk kete viva color itam dia, bukan nak tgk kete yg dia langgar..such a bitch)
my dear fren : oii..tgk ler arrow tu ke kanan ngn terus..so sukeati mak bapak aku ler aku nak
terus ke nak ke kanan. yg ko nyer jln tu arrow ke kanan apsal ko jln terus??!
ko lesen da berape thn?
bitch : 5 tahun ( dgn berlagak tuh)
my dear fren : ok xpe jom settle balai
bitch : ah..blah ar!
(terus masuk dalam kete viva thn 2008 bln march dia, ape ingat i xtau??huh!)
bitch : ala..x kena pon
leeya : ape hal lak x kena kak oii..kiteorg xde mase nak berenti lar klu x kena
(i ngn chill nyer masuk campur)
bitch : ah..blah ar!
(this bitch without any guild just drive away)

well, this bitch had truelly show me she a bitch so i knocked her window HARD!! kekekee..suit u well bitchy women..

anyway just for ur info bitchy women in black viva BJW 1599 u make a very big mistake..u knock a police officer car dear..so my dear fren call a police MPV car to find her car, so whenever the duty police officer notice her black viva she'll b taken to the nearest police station..hehee..plus today we already got ur full home address in CHERAS, ur i/c num and etc..etc..so if u got a FEW summons (i really meant a few only ya..) be ready..u never know if just maybe suddently u have warrant on ur name..hahaa (devil laugh)

i not fucking mad with this fucking bitch, all im saying is u can always say "im sorry kak, its my mistake..im not familiar with this area". and the most fucking worst answer u gonna get is an angry person yelling at u..plus u shud go n c wat happen to the other persons car ok?? but now since the way u acted as a fucking bitch..u gonna get a fucking summons and police officer st ur door (most probably, soon!)..hahaa.. so to all women driver...wats wrong with admitting tat its ur mistakes when it is ur mistakes??

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